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    Santa and Banta, while in New York trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party. The conversation turned to Mozart.
    "Absolutely brilliant, magnificent, a genius!"
    Banta, wanting to join in the conversation, remarked casually, "Ah, Mozart. You are so right. I love him. Only this morning I saw him getting on the No. 5 bus going to Long Island."
    There was a sudden hush, and everyone looked at him. Santa was mortified. He pulled him away and whispered, "We are leaving right now."
    As they drove home, he kept muttering to himself. Finally Banta turned to him. "You are angry about something."
    "Oh, really? You noticed?" he sneered. "I have never been so embarrassed in my life! You saw Mozart take the No. 5 bus to Long Island? You idiot ! No. 5 bus does not go out to Long Island"
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