Running luck ?

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    Santa and his girlfriend were driving along one day. He noticed that she kept looking at him and smiling. Then she leaned over and whispered in Santa`s ear, "Can you drive using only one hand?"
    "I sure can" Santa grinned, thinking his luck was in.
    "Good!" she said, "Then wipe your nose; it`s running!"
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