Key in the car?

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    One day there was this blonde that pulled up to a gas station. She filled her car with gas then went to the gas station clerk. Then she asked him for a hanger. The clerk asked her why and she replied that she locked her keys in the car. So the clerk gave the blonde the hanger.
    Thirty minutes later the clerks sees the same blonde outside. So the clerk decides to help them out.
    The blonde says, "No thanks."
    All of a sudden there was another blonde in the car saying, "A little bit to the left."
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