A brunette and 10 blondes !

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    Eleven people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcrop on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette. As a group they decided that one of the party should let go. If that didn`t happen the rope would break and everyone would perish. For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered.
    Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others.
    The blondes applauded.
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