Quickest way!

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    A man approached a local in a village he was visiting, the local happened to be our Dear Santa. "What is the quickest way to the nearest City?"
    Santa scratched his head.
    "Are you walking or driving?" he asked the stranger.
    "I am driving."
    "That is the quickest way!"
    SantaBanta   
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