| The old professor was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge. He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face. "I`ll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives!" he said. Mrs Professor replies, "Why thank you, dear!" |