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    A man applied for a job as an industrial spy. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor.
    As soon as the man was alone, he stepped into an empty hallway and opened the envelope. Inside, a message read:"You`re our kind of person. Report to the fifth floor Personnel Office."
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  • Acute headache ! A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why he should be complaining of a headache. Finally his nurse...
  • Be silent... A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing-747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting...
  • Plead guilty! After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up, approached the judge`s bench and said
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