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    Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager`s office.

    "What is the meaning of this?" the manager asked. "When you applied for the job, you told us you had 5 years` experience. Now we discover this is the first job you`ve ever had."
    "Well," the young man said, "in your ad you said you wanted somebody with imagination."
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