| Santa goes into a very exclusive hotel for a night with a call girl and asks for a room. The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not throw them out, instead he decided to be clever. In the morning Santa and the girl came to settle the bill and were surprised to find the amount to be over $3000. "How`s this? We ve only been here one night!" Santa was annoyed. "So?", said the manager, "this is a very expensive hotel. We have golf courts, tennis course, swimming pools, exercise rooms, bars and restaurants, all this is very expensive to keep up." "But we didn`t use any of these!" explained Santa. "If you didn t use - that s your problem," came the reply. "In that case, you owe me $2000. You see, my wife is a call girl who charges $5000 a night, so please settle your bill," said Santa. "What do you mean?" the manager was taken off guard, "I didn`t sleep with your wife!" "If you didn`t use - that`s your problem!" |