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Santa and Banta went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can`t eat your own sandwiches here!"
They looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
- Too much to eat! Banta went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel`s clerk about the time of meals.
'Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to... - Yankess fan ... A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. Theteacher looks at the girl with surprise and says...
- Scarf or pullover ! A California highway patrol man pulled alongside a speeding car on the crowded freeway. Glancing at the car, the officer was astounded to see that the young blonde woman behind the wheel was knitting.
Conceding that she was oblivious... - The smart blonde? A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon.
The brunette told her, 'There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it`s not... -
Leave swap ... An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says 'Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!' So the soldier comes back...