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Banta: Waiter, what`s this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...
Banta: Waiter, there`s a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Don`t worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get `em.
Banta: Waiter, there`s a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Couldn`t be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.
Banta: Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Sorry sir, maybe I`ve forgotten it when I removed the other three.
Banta: Waiter, there`s a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.
Banta: Waiter, there`s a fly swimming in my soup!
Waiter: Then we`ve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading.
Banta: Waiter, there`s a dead fly in my soup!
Waiter: Yes sir, it`s the hot water that kills them.
Banta: Waiter, there`s a dead fly in my soup!
Waiter: What do you expect for $1 - a live one?
- Laryngitis!! 'What flavors of ice cream do you have?' inquired the customer. 'Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate,' answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic...
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Sandwiches!! Santa and Banta went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and... - You have it? Santa and Banta were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. Santa said to Banta, 'Please...
- Too much to eat! Banta went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel`s clerk about the time of meals.
'Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to... - Yankess fan ... A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. Theteacher looks at the girl with surprise and says...