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A man walks up to the counter at the airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent.
"I want a round trip ticket," says the man.
"Where to?" asks the agent.
"Right back to here."
- Lost an Engine! An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, 'We have lost an engine, but don`t worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours it will take 7 hours to get to New York.' A little later...
- Banta and Flies... Banta: Waiter, what`s this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir.and many other replies Banta got from waiters in different in hotels - Group insurance policy! Banta walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. They said that they do not need anyone. Banta said that they he can sell just anything to anybody, anytime and anywhere. They said that they have two...
- Laryngitis!! 'What flavors of ice cream do you have?' inquired the customer. 'Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate,' answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic...
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Sandwiches!! Santa and Banta went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and...