| Once a police officer pulls over Banta who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to Banta`s window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." Banta says, "Sorry officer I can not do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I will have a really bad asthma attack." "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I can not do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I will bleed to death." "Well, then we need a urine sample." "I am sorry officer I can not do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I will get really low blood sugar." "Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line." "I can not do that, officer." "Why not?" "Because I am too drunk to do that." |