Family`s economoics!

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    Banta`s son is having trouble understanding Economics, so he asks his dad.
    "It`s very simple," explains his dad. "Let me make it simpler through comparisons. Since I`m the one who earns for the house, I can be referred to as the Management. Since your mother runs the household, she will be called the Government, the maid is the Working Class, you are the People and your baby brother, since he`s so little, will represent the Future."
    With that, the little boy goes away to ponder over all that has been said. That night, his baby brother`s wailing awakens him. So, he rushes to his parents room and sees that his father is not in his bed while his mom is fast asleep.He then goes to the maid`s room to find his father busy making out with the maid. Tired of everyone ignoring him, the boy goes back to his room.
    Next morning, Banta asks him about what he had learned the previous day.
    "Well," replies his son, "While the Management is screwing the Working Class, the Government is fast asleep, People are being ignored and the Future is full of shit."
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