| A princess is walking along a pond in the royal gardens when she looks down and sees a really ugly frog. Picking the frog up, she comments on the creature`s rather hideous appearance. Princess: "My, but you are really an ugly frog!" Frog: "I know, I know, I got a really bad spell on me." Princess: "Well I`ve seen frogs with spells, but none as ugly as you." Frog: "Look, leave me alone lady. I told you, it`s a really bad spell." Princess: "Well even so, if I kiss you will you turn into a prince?" Frog: "I don`t know lady, a spell this bad will probably take a blow job." |