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    A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn`t tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members.
    A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on the speech her husband had made.
    She said, "Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter, as he`s only tried it twice. The first time he got so sore he could hardly walk, and the second time he fell off."
  • Vase for the flowers: One Friday afternoon two women are sitting on the front porch.
    The irst woman says, 'Here comes my husband with a bunch of flowers. That means I`ll be on my back...
  • Diagnosis: A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor.
    At the first house a woman complained...
  • The `F` word! 'What the F was that?' -- Mayor of Hiroshima
    'Where did all these F`ing Indians come from?' -- General Custer
    'Any F`ing idiot could...
  • Diversion... Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
    The doorman at the club greets them...
  • TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOUR CHILD HAS GROWN TOO OLD FOR 10. He can open your blouse by himself.
    9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.
    8. He has developed a bad habit...
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