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    An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
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    "Is everyone set back there, Captain,"
    Came the reply, "All except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards."
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