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A lady had just finished doing her CPR course and was on the lookout for a chance to try it out. As she left the shopping center she saw a man lying on the floor with a lot of people around him.
Screaming "I know first aid"
she ran to the person, threw her bag down, loosened all tight clothing a got ready to start mouth-to-mouth.
At this stage a huge policeman tapped her on the shoulder and asked "Do you realize that I am trying to arrest this guy."
- Waht`s two plus two ?? An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation.
The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questions, ending with... - The paradox of time ! The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more but have less; we buy more but...
- Match test! Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was aScout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend.She got everyone together and assigned different duties to each scout.
Gabby was responsible for the food... - Saved a lot! Santa and Banta once go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods...
- Giving an orange ! One day in Contract Law class, a Professor asked one of his better students, 'Now, if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?' The student replied, 'Here`s...