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A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines, the captain asked for questions.
Our intrepid soldier raised his hand and asked,"If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?"
"Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."
- Damages ! An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an...
- Waht`s two plus two ?? An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation.
The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questions, ending with... - The paradox of time ! The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more but have less; we buy more but...
- Match test! Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was aScout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend.She got everyone together and assigned different duties to each scout.
Gabby was responsible for the food... - Saved a lot! Santa and Banta once go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods...