A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.
The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It`s your only chance to survive!"
The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away...the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.
"C`mon! Jump! You gotta jump! say the firemen to theRedhead.
"Oh no! You`re gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.
"No! It`s Brunettes we can`t stand! We`re OK with Redheads!"
"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH!
The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake. Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof.
Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You`re just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.
"No! Really! You have to jump! We won`t pull the blanket
away!"
"Look," the Blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you`re not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back
away from it . . ." |
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