The little truths!

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    Two little kids were in a hospital laying next to each other. The first kid leaned over and asked, "What are you in here for?"
    The second kid said, "I`m in here to get my tonsils out and I`m a little nervous."
    The first kid said, "You`ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It`s a piece of cake!"
    The second kid then asked, "What are you in here for?"
    The first kid responded, "Well, I`m here for a circumcision."
    The second kid said, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn`t walk for a year!"
  • Thumb sucking! A girl was at her wit`s end trying to stop a 4 year-old nephew, Todd, from sucking his thumb. Finally, she told him if he didn`t stop, his stomach would get very big and puffy.

    The following Sunday in church, there happened...
  • Any match ! America, Russia and Japan are sending up a two year shuttle mission with one astronaut from each country.
    Since it`s going to be two years up there, each may take any form of entertainment weighing 150 pound...
  • The Senior Side.... This elderly couple in a nursing home had been dating for three years. One day the old man turns to the old woman and says, 'We`ve been together for three years now. Don`t you think it`s time we had...
  • Women! If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
    If you don`t, you are not a man
    If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
    If you don`t, you are good...
  • It`s a small world ! Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course. They didn`t bother to...
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