Take your word!!

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    The collector asked Banta for his rail ticket. Banta searched his pockets but could not find it.
    Never mind, reassured the collector, I will take your word that you bought your ticket.
    That is very kind of you, replied Banta, but if I don`t find it, I want to know where to get off.
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