| She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She thought a quarterback was a refund. She tripped on the cordless phone. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", she put Sagittarius. If she spoke her mind, she`d be speechless. When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved. Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her months to figure out she could use it at night. |