Old man woes!

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    Old man Murray goes to the doctor with a very worried look on his face.
    "Doctor," he says, "You`ve got to help me. Do you remember those voices in my head I always complain about?"
    "Yes," the doctor replies.
    "Well they`ve suddenly gone away," Murray says.
    "So what`s the problem?"
    "I think I`m going deaf."
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