From Shell to Hell !

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    A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign, hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passersby pulled him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so.

    He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing `Shell` sign. And somebody was standing in front of the `S`!"
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