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    Little Johnny had hurt his finger while working on his model airplane. He ran to his mother, who kissed the wound and made it better.
    On the way to the store a little later, Johnny fell off his bike and scraped his knee. He ran to his mother, who kissed it and made it better.
    Returning from the store, Johnny ran into the town bully, who kicked him in the nuts. Johnny rushed home.
    His mother said, "Son, you`re getting more like your father every day!"
  • Hooker ! One night after his evening service, a priest decided to take a walk. A wrong turn led him into the red light district. On the first corner, he saw a hooker dressed in...
  • If it were really a man`s world! 1. Breaking up would be a lot easier.
    A smack on the ass and a 'Thanks for the sex - now fuck off' would pretty much do it.
    2.Birth control would come in beer.
    3.Valentine`s Day would be moved to February 29, so it would only occur in leap...
  • Examination !!!! An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old crone, entered the doctor s office.'We have come for an...
  • Your child got both! This woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, 'I have to tell you something about your baby.'
    The woman sits up in bed and says, 'What`s wrong with my baby, Doctor? What`s wrong???'
    The doctor says, 'Well, now, nothing`s wrong...
  • After the orgasm! A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to their separate beds. However the man was not yet ready to slumber.
    The man called over to his wife, 'My little boopey-boo, I`m lonely.'
    So the woman gets out...
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