| A lazy angler cast his line but was hardly taking any notice of the float going down. A passerby seeing this could not resist pulling the string, and caught a good fish. "Thank you," said the angler, "would you bait the hook and cast it for me please." The man did so, but said, "I wish you had a little child to take care of such things." The lazy fellow thought for a while and said "I am a bachelor. By the way, any idea about a pregnant bride?" |