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    During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theater yelled,

    "How`d you do that?"
    "I could tell you, sir", the magician answered, "But then I`d have to kill you."
    After a short pause, the man yelled back, "Ok, then... just tell my wife!"
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