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    Dad came home one day in an exceptionally horny mood and took his wife upstairs for sex. Just when they were really getting into it, their young son entered the room and started to cry.
    "What`s wrong, son? Why are you crying?", the father asked.
    "You`re hurting my mommy," the little boy replied.
    "No, no," the father reassured. "I`m not hurting her. We are making babies."
    This seemed to calm the boy, and when he left the room, the couple went back to their business.
    The next day the father came home from work and found his son, on the steps, crying.
    "What`s the matter today?" asked Dad.
    "It`s those babies you were making with mommy yesterday," the boy answered.
    "The mailman ate them today."
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