The Ultimate Doctors Note...

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    The medics rushed Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently with a massive heart attack. The doctors work on him all night and morning and finally discharge him to ICU, where therapy continued.
    After a couple of days, Mr. Steinberg’s physician comes into his room and says, "Sol, I am happy to tell you that you are completely well. You have the heart function that you did when you were a fifteen-year-old lad. We are going to send you home tomorrow. You do not have to worry about your heart; do any physical exercise that you like."
    Mr. Steinberg goes home and that evening is talking with his wife. "Doris, you will never believe it! I am completely well. I have no worries with my heart. Tonight, Darling, you and I am going to make love like you have never had before - wild, passionate sex! You will love it!"
    Doris thinks for a minute and says, "I do not know, Sol. I have heard about active sex and heart conditions. I do not want it to be on my conscience if you die while we are making love. Maybe, just maybe, if your doctor wrote a note to me saying that everything was okay, maybe I would have such sex with you."
    Mr. Steinberg was dejected, but the next day he was in his doctor’s office.
    His doctor tells him, "Sure, sure, Sol, no problem, I will write the note. Let’s see, here`s my prescription pad:
    Mr. Sol Steinberg, a patient of mine, has the heart function of a fifteen-year-old lad, and can have mad, passionate, adventurous sex any time that he so desires, signed, Dr. Aaron Katz. Now, I will just address this. By the way, Sol, what’s your wife’s first name?"
    "Uh, Doctor, could you just make that, To Whom It May Concern?"
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