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The wife wanted to do some shopping during the day and so, at breakfast, she asked her husband for a hundred rupees.
"Money, money, money!" he shouted at the top of his voice. "Every day of the week you want more money. If you ask me, I think you need brains more than you need money."
"Perhaps so," his wife agreed, "but I asked you for what I thought you had the most of."
- Good Morning! The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.'I assume,' she snarled, 'that there is...
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Banta and a thief ! One night, Banta was walking home when a thief jumped on him all of a sudden. Banta and the thief had a terrific tussle. They rolled about on the ground, and Banta put up a tremendous fight until, at last... - Learning by correspondence In Canada Santa earned enough money to buy himself a brand new car. He drove out of the sales depot with an L-plate on the car. As the car zig-zagged down the main highway, a traffic cop picked him up, 'Why are you going from one side of the road to...
- Fire and floods... A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.
The lawyer said, 'I`m here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for... - Tight shoes A man was seen walking in a drunkard manner, with anger written large on his face, wearing a pair of somewhat tight shoes. A Haryanavi passerby who happened to go that way, stopped and asked the man...