| Santa was on honeymoon and getting ready for bed when he tells his new wife that he`d like to have sex in mid-air. She agrees and they both get undressed. He says, "OK, on the count of 3 we`ll jump and do it in the air." So on the count of 3, they jumped and he flew out of the window. Embarrassed, he walks into the hotel lobby and asks the receptionist if she has any newspaper or something to cover him up so he can go back up to his room without anyone seeing his private parts. The receptionist replies, "Don`t worry about it Sir, no one will see you. Everyone`s up on the 6th floor trying to get a woman off a doorknob." |