| Three blonde sisters got married on the same day. Since, they could not afford to go on a honeymoon, they stayed home. That night, the mother couldn`t sleep. She heard her oldest daughter screaming, while her second daughter laughed all through the night. However, there was silence in her youngest daughter`s room. So, the next morning when the men left, intrigued, she asked her oldest daughter: "Why were you screaming last night?" The reply was, "Mom, you always told me if something hurt I should scream." She then looked at her second daughter and asked: "Why were you laughing last night?" "Mom, you always said that if something tickled, you should laugh," was the answer. She now asked her youngest daughter, "Why was it so quiet in your room last night?" "Mom, you always told me I should never talk with my mouth full," came the answer. |