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    A blonde had 17 children. After her husband`s death, she remarried and had 15 children. Some time later, the second husband died and a few days later, she expired too.
    The priest looked at her dead body and said: "Finally they are together."
    A guy seated near the dead body curiously asked: "Priest, you are referring to her and the first husband or the second one?"
    At this, the priest innocently replied: "I am referring to her legs!"
  • Flying sex ! Santa was on honeymoon and getting ready for bed when he tells his new wife that he`d like to have sex in mid-air.
    She agrees and they both get...
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  • Santa naked ! There was one person with a name `SANTA NANGA`. (Nanga means naked).Everybody used to laugh at him, tease him for having such a name.
    Once in a friend`s Party, the host introduced SANTA to others saying, 'Meet my old friend SANTA NANGA', and the whole party burst...
  • Giving up drugs ! Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.
    The judge said, 'You seem like nice young men, and I`d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try...
  • Telephone Operator ! An old Jewish man is talking long- distance to California when all of a sudden he gets cut off.
    He hollers, 'Operator, giff me beck the party!' She says, 'I`m sorry sir, you`ll have to make...
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