| A blonde man tried various methods to satisfy his wife in bed, but failed. He finally went to his best friend whose advice was, "Hire a big strong black man to stand near your bed and wave a huge towel over both of you, while you are having sex. Your wife is sure to have an orgasm." So, he hired a strong black man, hopped into bed and made hot love, while the huge guy waved the towel. But, all his efforts were in vain. His wife did not have an orgasm. So, the exasperated husband went back to his friend and told him what had happened. He was advised to switch places with the big guy, "Why don`t you wave the towel, while the strong man does the job in bed?" He readily agreed to this, saying he would do anything to satisfy his wife. He hired the same guy again and instructed him to trade places. The strong guy made wild, hot, crazy love to his wife, while he stood and waved the towel. Naturally, his wife had a divine orgasm. Seeing this, he leaned over to the black guy and proudly said: "You see! That`s how you have to wave the towel." |