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    `What kind of detective is Banta?`
    `Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin gloves robbed a safe.
    Banta took the fingerprints and five days later arrested a cow in Haryana.`
  • Truth and Belief!! Banta`s wife: `Can you tell me the difference between Truth and Belief?`
    Banta, thoughtfully after a short pause:
  • Foreigner Ahoy! Santa returns from London. He calls his wife and asks her, 'Do I look like a foreigner?' She says no. The answer angers him. 'Look carefully, do I...
  • Superstitious! Thief: Oh! The police is here. Quick, jump out of the window.
    Fellow thief: But this is the...
  • Intelligent Cat!! Santa: I have one of the most intelligent cats in the world.Banta: What does it do?Santa: Watch me pretend to shoot it. Bang! You are dead!Banta: But...
  • Redline bus! Banta showed his palm to a palmist. He examined the lines on Banta`s hand and said, `A beautiful girl will come into your life, but be very...
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