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    The boss asked Banta working in his office, Why didn`t you take leave due to you this year?
    "Sir, I needed some rest.", replied Banta.
  • Detective ! `What kind of detective is Banta?`
    `Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin gloves robbed a safe.
  • What happened in 1872 ?? Teacher: `Tell me Banta what important event took place in 1869?`
    Banta: `Gandhiji was born that year.`
    Teacher: `Good Banta! Now tell me what happened in 1872?`
  • Truth and Belief!! Banta`s wife: `Can you tell me the difference between Truth and Belief?`
    Banta, thoughtfully after a short pause:
  • Foreigner Ahoy! Santa returns from London. He calls his wife and asks her, 'Do I look like a foreigner?' She says no. The answer angers him. 'Look carefully, do I...
  • Superstitious! Thief: Oh! The police is here. Quick, jump out of the window.
    Fellow thief: But this is the...
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