The headmaster of a school reprimanded Banta.`It has been reported that you called your history teacher gadhaa (ass). You are fined Rs.50.`
`Sir, would I be fined if I called a gadhaa my guruji?`
`Surely not`.
Banta: `That`s fine, Guruji!.
Banta`s Son in Law!A young man approached Banta for the hand of his daughter. Banta knew that the fellow earned nothing and was a loafer. `I do not want my daughter to spend all her life with a gadha (donkey),` he told the suitor.
Detective !`What kind of detective is Banta?` `Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin gloves robbed a safe.
What happened in 1872 ??Teacher: `Tell me Banta what important event took place in 1869?` Banta: `Gandhiji was born that year.` Teacher: `Good Banta! Now tell me what happened in 1872?`
Truth and Belief!!Banta`s wife: `Can you tell me the difference between Truth and Belief?` Banta, thoughtfully after a short pause:
Foreigner Ahoy!Santa returns from London. He calls his wife and asks her, 'Do I look like a foreigner?' She says no. The answer angers him. 'Look carefully, do I...