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    Banta`s friend from a foreign country visited India for the first time.
    He asked Banta tips for safe driving on the Indian roads as he wished to proceed on a sight-seeing tour in his own car.
    Banta advised: `While driving, if you come across a roadways bus, just slow down and let it pass. If a truck approaches you, pull your vehicle to the side and start again only when it has passed. But if you see a Fauji truck approaching you, stop your car in the side track, get out of it and climb a nearby tree.`
  • Guruji!! The headmaster of a school reprimanded Banta.`It has been reported that you called your history teacher gadhaa (ass). You are fined Rs.50.`
  • Casual leave! The boss asked Banta working in his office, Why didn`t you take leave due to you this year?
    'Sir, I needed...
  • Banta`s Son in Law! A young man approached Banta for the hand of his daughter.
    Banta knew that the fellow earned nothing and was a loafer.
    `I do not want my daughter to spend all her life with a gadha (donkey),` he told the suitor.
  • Detective ! `What kind of detective is Banta?`
    `Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin gloves robbed a safe.
  • What happened in 1872 ?? Teacher: `Tell me Banta what important event took place in 1869?`
    Banta: `Gandhiji was born that year.`
    Teacher: `Good Banta! Now tell me what happened in 1872?`
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