Santa: `Stop it! Stop it! Why are you beating the feet of the cows like that and making them jump up and down?
Banta: I am trying to make a milk shake.`
Santa and Chemistry!Teacher: What is the scientific formula for water? Santa: H.I.J.K.L.M.N.O.Teacher....
Lip ServiceWhen Shabana Azmi greeted Nelson Mandela with a kiss, the following eulogy was written in praise of the act by Principal B.S. Bhatnagar of the Indian school A1 Ghubra, Sultanate of Oman.
Corrupt and foolish!The wives of two politicians(Santa & Banta) were having a bitter quarrel. `Your husband is corrupt and foolish. He was caught red-handed accepting the...
The Reason Why?A Traffic policeman signaled a speeding car driven by Banta to stop. He asked Banta: `Why were you driving so fast? You were going well beyond the allowed speed limit.`
About half past four!Santa goes to the doctor complaining of hearing loss. The doctor examines him and says he wants to fix the fellow with a new hearing aid. This is the finest hearing aid now being manufactured. I wear one myself, says the doctor.