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    Santa proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. Santa sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find Santa hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!"
  • Wake me up! Once a Blonde was traveling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the Blonde deserved more service.
  • The fur coat! A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drover furrier. 'Show the lady your finest mink!' the fellow exclaims.
    So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous...
  • Fiancé A young woman brings home her fiancé to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancé to his study for a drink.
  • Milk shake! Santa: `Stop it! Stop it! Why are you beating the feet of the cows like that and making them jump up and down?
  • Banta & Lord Banta: `Lord, is it is true that to you a thousand years is like a second?`
    God: `Yes, that`s true.`
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