Big Fart.... !

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    There was this indian tribe in Bihar.And it was this tradition in every new year that the chief of the tribe had to fart! And so the new year came and there was big preparations, but the chief was not able to fart.
    So the sad villagers went to the tribal doctor and told, "big chief no fart!"
    So the doctor gave a portion of potato and beetroot.they took it but it didn`t work. So they went to the doctor again with a sad face. They said, "Big chief no fart!"
    The doctor gave them a portion of chilli and beans. They took that but it didn`t work either.
    They went to the doctor again with a sad face and said, "Big chief no fart"
    This time the doctor got fustrated and mixed all the portions he had and gave it to them.They took it and the chief farted so loud that they were all happy.
    But later they came sadly to the doctor again and said, "BIG FART NO CHIEF!"
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