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    A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn`t bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. In fact I`ve farted at least 20 times since I`ve been here in your office. You didn`t know I was farting because they didn`t smell and were silent."
    The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
    The next week the lady goes back, "Doctor," she says, "I don`t know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts...although still silent, stink terribly."
    "Good," the doctor said, "now that we`ve cleared up your sinuses, let`s work on your hearing."
  • Banta explaining his son`s doubts! Banta: It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!
    Son: Why do women enjoy sex more than men
  • Golf Pain A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward Santa, playing the next hole.
  • Dr. Computer ! One day, Banta complained to Santa, 'My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor.'
    Santa said, 'Don`t bother. There`s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker & cheaper than a doctor.
  • Bike with bad seals Santa is shopping for a new Bike. He finally finds one for a great price, but it`s missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be or else it won`t start.
  • Your currency note Mrs. Santa was traveling by a DTC bus with her nine children who occupied seats all over the bus. An irate lady passenger admonished her: Behenji, appnee raizgree sambhaal leejiye. (Please collect your small change.)She replied...
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