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Santa came to Chennai and wanted to do shopping in Burma Bazaar. His Tamilian friend told him that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price .
Santa went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs.
Santa asked for Rs.1000.
The vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which Santa told no, no only Rs.900.
Vendor told ok, I will give it for 1500 Rs for which Santa bargained for Rs.750.
It was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said "I will give you the stereo free of cost."
Santa asked "Will you give two?"
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