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    Santa went to England and stayed in hotel. He wanted to go to loo and went to the toilet. He could not figure out where to do it so he decided to do it his socks. He thought that he would throw them later. When he came out he realised that his room did not have any window. There was a small ventilator so he decided to throw the socks through the ventilator. Somehow he missed and the sock got tangled in the fan and... you know what happened?
    Sheepishly he called the room service. Luckily they sent Banta Singh to attend to the call. Santa said, "Please don`t tell anyone. I will give you 10 Pounds please clean this mess and don`t tell anyone."
    Banta replied, "I won`t tell anyone. But I will give you 100 Pounds if you tell me how you did it?
  • Big Fart.... ! There was this indian tribe in Bihar.And it was this tradition in every new year that the chief of the tribe had to fart! And so the new year came and there was big preparations, but the chief was not able to fart.
    So the sad villagers went to the tribal doctor and told, 'big chief no fart!'
  • Banta explaining his son`s doubts! Banta: It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!
    Son: Why do women enjoy sex more than men
  • Golf Pain A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward Santa, playing the next hole.
  • Dr. Computer ! One day, Banta complained to Santa, 'My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor.'
    Santa said, 'Don`t bother. There`s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker & cheaper than a doctor.
  • Bike with bad seals Santa is shopping for a new Bike. He finally finds one for a great price, but it`s missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be or else it won`t start.
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