Jockey under bed!

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    Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, `I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren`t mine.`
    His second friend says, `I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn`t mine.`
    Santa says, `I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.`
    Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
    `No I`m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.`
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