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    Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths`s (Ubiquitious grocery store in Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks Santa to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. Banta goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.
    Next week Banta finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids. He asks Santa to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food. Banta goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.
    Next week Banta comes to Woolworth`s with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately takes it out.
    He shouts at Banta: "What! This is shit!"
    Banta calmly replies: "Yes, and I want toilet paper"
  • Stinking Room Santa went to England and stayed in hotel. He wanted to go to loo and went to the toilet. He could not figure out where to do it so he decided to do it his socks. He thought that he would throw them later. When he came out he realised that his room did not have any window. There was a small ventilator so he decided to throw the socks through the ventilator.
  • Gas problem! A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn`t bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. In fact I`ve farted at least 20 times since I`ve been here in your office. You didn`t know I was farting because they didn`t smell and were silent.'
  • Big Fart.... ! There was this indian tribe in Bihar.And it was this tradition in every new year that the chief of the tribe had to fart! And so the new year came and there was big preparations, but the chief was not able to fart.
    So the sad villagers went to the tribal doctor and told, 'big chief no fart!'
  • Banta explaining his son`s doubts! Banta: It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!
    Son: Why do women enjoy sex more than men
  • Golf Pain A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward Santa, playing the next hole.
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