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Santa had arrived early at the stadium for the first cricket game of the series between local rival teams only to realize that he had left his ticket at home. Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat. After an hour`s wait he was just a few feet from the booth when a voice called out, "Hey, Banta!" He looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of the voice-with no success.Then he realized he had lost his place in the line, and had to go back to the end of the line and wait all over again.
After he had purchased his ticket, he was thirsty, so he went to buy a coke. The line at the concession stand was also very long. But since the game hadn`t started he decided to wait. Just as he got to the window, a voice called out"Hey, Banta!" Again He tried to find the voice and got out of line as he wandered looking for the owner of the voice. But no luck.
He was very upset as he got back in line for his coke.Finally he had his coke and took his seat eager for the game to begin. As he waited for the first pitch, he heard the voice calling, "Hey, Banta!" once more.
Furious, He stood up and yelled at the top of his lungs,"My name isn`t Banta!"
- Banta as a trainee!! Banta joined a big MNC as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,'You Rascal! Get me a coffee quickly!'The voice from the other side responded...
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Revenge ! Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Santa was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound 'guooonn, guooonn.' - Bargaining Banta Santa came to Chennai and wanted to do shopping in Burma Bazaar. His Tamilian friend told him that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price .
- CROCODILE BOOTS Santa proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. Santa sets off to Africa and disappears.
- Sooar ka Bachcha! Laloo Yadav s car is driving along a backcountry road on the way back to Patna, when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of the car. The piglet dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells the chauffeur to go find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay the damages. The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a bag full of money, and a wondering look on his face. Laloo wants to know what happened.