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Santa, Banta and some sardar freedom fighters were planning for a free Punjab.
Banta raised a point, "Oh..we`ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
That was a difficult question indeed.
Suddenly one sardar replied, "No problem! we`ll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we`ll automatically get developed."
All the sardars became happy on this very simple solution but our Santa did not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he wasn`t happy.
Santa replied, "OH! THAT`S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ?????"
- Potatoes! Three convicts escaped from prison. One was a Madrasi, one a Gujarati, and our Santa. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.
- My name is.....! Santa had arrived early at the stadium for the first cricket game of the series between local rival teams only to realize that he had left his ticket at home. Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat. After an hour`s wait he was just a few feet from the booth when a voice called out, 'Hey, Banta!' He looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of the voice-with no success.
- Santa caught a thief! Santa was shifting his residence. He was packing his belongings. By midnight he was too tired and dozed off with the house door open.
A sound woke him up. A thief was packing valuables. Santa found it very amusing; the thief was doing the job for him! 'When this smart guy finishes packing, I will catch him'. - Banta as a trainee!! Banta joined a big MNC as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,'You Rascal! Get me a coffee quickly!'The voice from the other side responded...
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Revenge ! Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Santa was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound 'guooonn, guooonn.'