Bra-Panties!

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    A lady was shopping in Delhi. Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside, goes to the shop and asks in very western accent to our Santa (owner)....
    What`s the time??
    Santa is a very patriotic man and hates English accent while speaking.. So he replies back in the same accent........
    Bra-panties!!
    Confused the lady asks again.........
    No! No! What`s the time??
    Santa again answers back..........
    Bra-panties!! Bra-panties!!
    Seeing the confusion going between the two another man comes to the rescue of the lady and says.......
    O papaji tusi samajh nahin paaye!! Kudi twade kol time puuch rahii hai gayee!!
    Angry Santa shots back at him.........
    Tow main bhi to oonoo time hee das rahan hai barah panthis(12:35)
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